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Friday, October 12, 2007
Great idea. Why don't I steal it? (Part IXb)
Part two, dear reader, in which I go deeper. Deeper than ever before!
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I'm sorry. I forgot to mention my thoughts on sex in public toilets. I think it's fine. I'm sure people get off on it more for the risk/excitement involved. I don't find it exciting and to be frank, I find sex and urine incompatible. Any smell of wee wee makes me heave.
The crux of the issue, really, is that why is something a crime if there's no victim?
I prefer the soundtrack on this one. Could we see you introduced by some acid house in the next part? x
ReplyDeleteThe video had already been made, lost boy, I'm sorry!
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry. I forgot to mention my thoughts on sex in public toilets. I think it's fine. I'm sure people get off on it more for the risk/excitement involved. I don't find it exciting and to be frank, I find sex and urine incompatible. Any smell of wee wee makes me heave.
ReplyDeleteThe crux of the issue, really, is that why is something a crime if there's no victim?
Oh come on, you seem to suffer me occasionally.
ReplyDeleteThese are great - best thing on TV all weekend. Love your voice by the way :-)
ReplyDeleteWow, I admire you for being about to talk about the bank experience and keeping your composure!
ReplyDeleteYou do like to talk for Britain! But you do it so well!
ReplyDeleteI think you need your own talk show - "The Minge Experience" or something like that.
I laughed so hard I scared my dogs.
ReplyDeleteI feel honored that I made you uncomfortable.
You're my hero.
You really should have your own program. You were meant to be on TV.
ReplyDelete....oh, and I drive an Element (which actually belongs to B), I have $425.71 in the bank and am approx 12 inches in cock length.
(on a very serious note -- so sorry that you had to go through that horror at the bank)
...now, so was that you in the stall next to me last week? I didn't know you two were in SF recently?!!?!?
By the way your building societies are similar to a credit union in the US.
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