The daily adventures of a fabulous poof in an emotional jungle. Watch as imagination, fact and fiction blur into an insane life dependent on outrageousness and an occasional venomous jibe.
I'm not snapping my chap. Sounds painful.
so, the fat guy's got a small cock. As Tracey from Big Brother says "Deal Wiv It".Or, and it's just an idea, lose the weight, fat-boy, and shave your pubes closer - it'll look bigger, I promise.Here I am worrying about getting circumcised at the age of 32 and you're bleating on about the size of your perfectly average cock. FUCK OFF, TWAT.
What a coincidence! My next post will be about penises!To be honest, about penis sizes...Well, see you!
I'm at work - I'm afraid to click the links - should I be?
I just might do it. Just to show the rest of you how small a wee-wee can really be. Oh wait, that's someone else. Hum. What should a girl do???
I'm not snapping my chap. Sounds painful.
ReplyDeleteso, the fat guy's got a small cock. As Tracey from Big Brother says "Deal Wiv It".
ReplyDeleteOr, and it's just an idea, lose the weight, fat-boy, and shave your pubes closer - it'll look bigger, I promise.
Here I am worrying about getting circumcised at the age of 32 and you're bleating on about the size of your perfectly average cock. FUCK OFF, TWAT.
What a coincidence! My next post will be about penises!
ReplyDeleteTo be honest, about penis sizes...
Well, see you!
I'm at work - I'm afraid to click the links - should I be?
ReplyDeleteI just might do it. Just to show the rest of you how small a wee-wee can really be. Oh wait, that's someone else. Hum. What should a girl do???
ReplyDelete