HI! My name is Minge (formerly Jackie Collins). And you'd better watch out... What an outrageous evening we had last night. It was hot. It was steamy. And it's coming to your screens soon.A wild party! There was drink, drugs and sex happening all over the place. We met Harry Belafonte, Warren Beatty and Marilyn Monroe! So exciting!
Where were we?
It all goes on in West Lothian, you know, dear reader.
Sex too? After posting the "Abomination" video, I can't see how you would consider sex to be okay.
ReplyDeleteI want a Wii or a Playstation 3!
ReplyDeleteHad a great time. So good to see you both, Love you lots xxx
ReplyDeleteI'm really tired of not getting invited to these things.
ReplyDeleteI never get a chance to hold Alan's Wii.
Wii is fabulous. Anything that gets you leaping about the living room and makes your shoulder muscles sore the next day - not to mention all that button-twiddling - is OK with me :-)
ReplyDeleteI had a great time and it was fab to have you both.
ReplyDeleteYes, that was a shit pun.
xxx
What a grand tour through time and space! Lovely!
ReplyDeleteWould you tell me the secret?...
Hugs! :-)
Wow! I'm so jealous! And, Alan is really hot!
ReplyDeleteDid he do that thing with the hose and the ropes?!?!?
I've been reading about those talents all over the Internet!
Can't wait to see the movie!
hose and ropes? Last time we had a clandestine meeting at the Forth Rail Bridge car park I distinctly remember you asking for the nipple clamps and Toffee Hoop Muller fruit corner. And you definitely said "Clamp 'em HARD, and get smearing with that angular based yoghurt..."
ReplyDeleteShame on you, Matty!
I was just introduced to Wii a few days ago. We are becoming fast friends! Fabulous.
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