Jesus

Phyllis and I weren't alone on our all-Nippon holiday, you know, dear reader.  Oh, no!  We were accompanied by Jesus Christ, as given to me by my delightful American friend, Dame Krafty of Bitch.

Christ was a welcome companion and eager to see the pagan lands of the East.  He enjoyed his tour, just as The Buddha had previously enjoyed touring with us around Scotland.

While in Japan, Jesus Christ enjoyed bathing in a sento, drank milk, made tea and even performed miracles.  Yes.  He turned water into beer and steam into melon cream soda.  If that doesn't beat raising the dead, I don't know what does.