Chris

It seems I missed out on a rare treat this morning. I was contacted by reader Lee Darby who informed me that while I was sound asleep, the delicious Chris Hollins was featured on BBC Breakfast News wearing a skimpy lycra cycling outfit, leaving not much to the imagination.

I checked out what had been going on by clicking my way onto the BBC Breakfast News website. There's a little bit of info on Chris' meeting with some cyclist. Bleary-eyed, I first thought he'd been cycling with Victoria Beckham. Sadly (or thankfully?) it was not, but someone called Victoria Pendleton. She's a lucky bitch. I bet she had to scrape herself off of the saddle after chatting with Chris in his dreamily exposing get-up.

I sent an email to the show asking if they've uploaded the footage anywhere. I've not had a reply. I don't suppose I ever will.

He might not be in lycra, but you can see Chris on the job, so to speak, by clicking here. Warning: the word climax is used.