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Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Resolve
In the year 2007 I resolve to: Wank as often as possible.
Well, if you fear prostatic complications, I do urge you to wank as often as possible. I've been told I should keep up with my average, just in case... I'm not so young anymore, so I should take care. And as I'm quite obedient as far as health matters are concerned, I really don't mind that much anyway... (Lol!!!)
Ha ha ha!
ReplyDeleteYour perfect sort of resolution?
I don't know. It's vile, so that's good, I suppose.
ReplyDeleteTis amusing. And you're amusing.
ReplyDeleteActually, I'm a crank.
ReplyDeleteWell, if you fear prostatic complications, I do urge you to wank as often as possible.
ReplyDeleteI've been told I should keep up with my average, just in case...
I'm not so young anymore, so I should take care. And as I'm quite obedient as far as health matters are concerned, I really don't mind that much anyway... (Lol!!!)
Fabulous! How many times a day?
ReplyDeletehey, I like it. It's ADJUSTABLE!!
ReplyDeleteWanking's adjustable?
ReplyDeleteWho do you resolve to wank more often?
ReplyDeleteI've changed my mind. Wanking's out.
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