Lord above us, Haiku Saturday is back!Click here to play.
Go on, you know you want to.
Refuse, and I'll come round to your home (within the hour) with my fifteen inch rolling pin and packet of lard.
Scared?
You will be.
It's wooden. And has splinters. Lots of splinters.
Well, I would hope that if you brought the lard you'd be only using that pin to roll over me back! ;)
ReplyDeleteThe Haiku was most excellent :)
I'll use the pin in whichever way you want, hen.
ReplyDeleteMy God. Cyan is my favourite Queer Eye.
ReplyDelete*siiiigh*
Fifteen inch rolling pin, you say?
Yes, fifteen is a lot of inches.
ReplyDelete... I'm loving it already! Starting with that photo... Wow!!!
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