The daily adventures of a fabulous poof in an emotional jungle. Watch as imagination, fact and fiction blur into an insane life dependent on outrageousness and an occasional venomous jibe.
And he's a salty sailor now... And he's extra-old in a couple of weeks... The big 4-0 eh?
You, sir, are a spammer!
Is that what he told you?He's actually going to be fifty.
(Outrageous how easily people lie with every single tooth they have inside their mouths!...)Never mind that! Thanks a lot for being far better than Reuters!And the guy went back to the torrid zone... How excitingly bold of him!...
I figured it'd be closer to 50 - you can tell from the wrinkles around his eyes - count the rings, it's like ageing a tree!!
We LOVE the bitch!But I heard he was qualifying for his AARP card soon.
We do? What's AARP, hen?
ex FUCKING scuse moi? 50? 40? You cheeky little bitches. I'm only 62.
And he's a salty sailor now... And he's extra-old in a couple of weeks... The big 4-0 eh?
ReplyDeleteYou, sir, are a spammer!
ReplyDeleteIs that what he told you?
ReplyDeleteHe's actually going to be fifty.
(Outrageous how easily people lie with every single tooth they have inside their mouths!...)
ReplyDeleteNever mind that! Thanks a lot for being far better than Reuters!
And the guy went back to the torrid zone... How excitingly bold of him!...
I figured it'd be closer to 50 - you can tell from the wrinkles around his eyes - count the rings, it's like ageing a tree!!
ReplyDeleteWe LOVE the bitch!
ReplyDeleteBut I heard he was qualifying for his AARP card soon.
We do? What's AARP, hen?
ReplyDeleteex FUCKING scuse moi? 50? 40? You cheeky little bitches. I'm only 62.
ReplyDelete