The daily adventures of a fabulous poof in an emotional jungle. Watch as imagination, fact and fiction blur into an insane life dependent on outrageousness and an occasional venomous jibe.
Monday, November 13, 2006
The beach and shit
We went to Portobello yesterday for a nice walk. The walking part was nice. What wasn't nice was Mary's marvellously huge shit which I had to pick up. I hate it.
I LOVE the look on your face as you picked it up and put it in the bag. Priceless. LOL. Anyway, at least you are good enough to pick it up. In NYC, dog owners often leave it piled on the sidewalks or beaches out in the Hamptons...
Please, Minge, if you never do anything else for me ever again, please, please, please make your last favor to me this:
ReplyDeleteNEVER PUT POO-POO PIX ON YOUR BLOG.
Ok, I won't do it again!
ReplyDelete[vomit]
ReplyDeleteBOLK...oh my god, that is minging!
ReplyDeleteI can be so vile at times.
ReplyDeleteI can be so vile at times.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE the look on your face as you picked it up and put it in the bag. Priceless. LOL. Anyway, at least you are good enough to pick it up. In NYC, dog owners often leave it piled on the sidewalks or beaches out in the Hamptons...
ReplyDeleteThat dog has to be the CUTEST EVER!!!!!!
ReplyDelete(and I didn't even mind the poo because of how cute that pup was!)
I hate treading in poo!
ReplyDelete.25 - thanks! I think she's a sweet pea, too!
I love the pics of you and your girls, but the poo pic...NOT!!
ReplyDeleteEverybody hates shit! I wonder why?
ReplyDeleteBecause it's shit
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