My Mother wrote this when she was a young girl in her English class:Bob and Mary went down the dairy
Bob, he found a big canary
"Gosh!" said Mary, "What a whopper!"
"Let's take it home and feed it proper."
Her teacher, apparently blind to the euphemism, said, "Well done, Betty, but we must have a chat about grammar."
I think it's totally hilarious.
that man has a horrible penis
ReplyDeleteBob or the fellow with the bottle?
ReplyDeletethat's priceless. I got your card from Japan!
ReplyDeleteDear Minge, I know you have a better taste for photos... Please!
ReplyDeleteI believe you'll be very happy about my today's post: I'm celebrating the Republic (though I'm not much of a republican myself, as you know, but I do love this little corner of Europe...) Btw, I give you the translation in advance of our Poet's marvellous sentence: «My Fatherland is the Portuguese Language.» This is so true for me too.
Be merry as a whopper! (This is a synonym of canary, isn't it? Oh shit, where's my bloody (red!) dictionary?) :-)
Horrible...penis. Sorry, does not compute.
ReplyDeleteI just looked for a big one. I know it's ugly, but it was big. If you click on it you get a canary.
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