Edinburgh Festival fireworks 2006

• There were a lot of vile schemies.
• Chinese people seem to think it's ok to squat and piss in the midst of a crowd.
• Justin Timberlake lookielikies like fireworks.
• I wore a scarf for the first time this year since the Spring.
• I don't like crowds.
• Some people think screaming for no reason is fabulous.

I just hope there are no more fireballs in the sky over the next two days, especially not in a two mile radius of Minge. We're on our way to Japan, via Copenhagen.