The daily adventures of a fabulous poof in an emotional jungle. Watch as imagination, fact and fiction blur into an insane life dependent on outrageousness and an occasional venomous jibe.
Saturday, July 29, 2006
You
You make me feel like a natural woman - as opposed to an unnatural one.
Eeeerrr... A natural woman?! Gosh, that must be a poetical pearl of the newest generation... My mind's confused... Other subject now: why on earth are your adventures morbid? (I wanted to ask you this a long time ago. Guess never dared...) :-) Burst the weekend! (We say that ourselves, I know this is no Queen's English)
Eeeerrr... A natural woman?! Gosh, that must be a poetical pearl of the newest generation... My mind's confused...
ReplyDeleteOther subject now: why on earth are your adventures morbid? (I wanted to ask you this a long time ago. Guess never dared...) :-)
Burst the weekend! (We say that ourselves, I know this is no Queen's English)
Me personally?
ReplyDeleteI sometimes feel like a natural woman too. Then again, sometimes I feel like a nice cup of tea. So I have one.
ReplyDeleteYou gotta watch out for those unnatural women. They'll tell you it's a cold sore; it's really syphillis.
ReplyDeleteSomehow, I always found unnatural women kinda hot.
ReplyDeleteUnnatural is always better than natural.
ReplyDeleteMorbidity is rife. You've just got to look for it.