Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Fat Minge

They say television makes one look ten kilos heavier. I think my camera has the same problem.

I'm not looking for comments like, "Oh, you're not fat at all..." I don't want my ego massaged, I just wanted you to see, dear reader, that I am not proud.

9 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:27 pm

    Are you commiting Gay Cardinal Sin No. 65: "Thou wilst always suck stomach in (especially when cameras are about)"?

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  2. Minge, you look just fine to me... :)

    Ohh, are those Chicken Kabobs? Yum.

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  3. fat? that aint fat. I'd post fat but I don't want my pic taken today thanks

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  4. I usually suck everything in.

    I was cooking that Japanese thingy, what are they called...!? Yakitori!

    Fat! I keep promising to go on a diet tomorrow. But oyu know, tomorrow never comes, does it.

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  5. Anonymous12:24 am

    I don't know how old you are, m'dear, but I recall Danny Baker saying once that if you reach the age of forty and you're still worrying about your waistline, then you are a failure. In that such concerns are more properly the concerns of teenage girls! I like that.

    I keep telling my squeeze that when I hit forty, I'm going to become a bear; it's such a low maintenance look.

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  6. A little belly never hurt anyone.

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  7. Anonymous10:18 am

    And don't you look just FABULOUS for it! (Fibber.) :)

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  8. You caught me. I'm actually 48.

    ;)

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