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Thursday, June 15, 2006
Question
This question (courtesy of Popbitch) most definitely needs an answer:
Which beautiful Oscar winning actress has hygiene issues? She's known to some in the industry as Stinky Minge.
Perhaps, if you like, for all of us new fans, you could consider doing a post about how you and Alan and your lover (I like that word) all met and hung out so forth. I read that you lived in the same town as Alan? Did you meet there? Armandale or whatevah.
Just a thought...
I was going to say something else too, but forgot what it was.
Alan, do you want me to tell them the real story of how we met or the one we made up to cover ourselves? If you want me to tell the real story, should I mention the sausage or not?
Dang, that's harsh!
ReplyDeleteJe sais!
ReplyDeleteBut who is it?
Halle Berry. Gotta be.
ReplyDeletePerhaps, if you like, for all of us new fans, you could consider doing a post about how you and Alan and your lover (I like that word) all met and hung out so forth. I read that you lived in the same town as Alan? Did you meet there? Armandale or whatevah.
ReplyDeleteJust a thought...
I was going to say something else too, but forgot what it was.
Liz Taylor
ReplyDeleteher with the hairy armpits... the red-haired one.
ReplyDeleteAnd as for how we all met... I'll let Minge tell that story.
Halle Berry? Liz Taylor?
ReplyDeleteShit!
Alan, do you want me to tell them the real story of how we met or the one we made up to cover ourselves? If you want me to tell the real story, should I mention the sausage or not?
ReplyDeletesausage? Uummm, perhaps you'd like to remind me, as well as your legions of readers! lol
ReplyDeleteActually, go for it... 'cos I can't remember... something to do with gaydar and a pair of bitches. The dogs, I mean of course! x
And knitting patterns.
ReplyDeleteknitting patterns? can't wait to read this!
ReplyDeleteNever trust another person to tell your life story. Invariably, they lie. Or mess it up "accidently". Or both.
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