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Friday, June 09, 2006
Dead
Has anyone ever killed anything/anyone dear to you?
i've killed things, but never anything dear to me. I'd like to, mind you.
ReplyDeleteI once had an alcoholic friend and I wanted to kill him... and I knew i'd get away with it. Plastic bag over the head, and all that.
I chickened out though.
Are you serious?
ReplyDeleteof course not!
ReplyDeletemy last comment could be taken either way. let me clarify. No. I didn't want to kill anyone, plastic bag or otherwise. I made it up.
ReplyDeleteNow, garrotting. That's a different matter.
I have a cheesewire here that you can borrow.
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