Jordan once refused to go on a chat show at the last minute until they gave her £400 in cash. This was supposedly for hair and makeup artists, but she did her own.You go, girl!
I'd be a money-grabbing, hard-nosed bitch if I had jugs like her and all that hair (or is it a wig?).
Those are some terrifying boobs. Seriously, don't they get in the way?
ReplyDeleteWord was, a while back, that she was going to have her implants removed and be more serious. It's not happened.
ReplyDeleteI'm trying so very hard to hear Minge in my head, with a thick Scottish brogue, saying "You go, girl" and not laugh my nipples off.
ReplyDeletePromise me you'll say it if we meet up in Edinburgh in August.
I promise you that I'll say it in my vile West Lothian accent.
ReplyDeletei like Jordan a lot.
ReplyDeleteI love her, too. If I was a woman, I'd be just like her.
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