The daily adventures of a fabulous poof in an emotional jungle. Watch as imagination, fact and fiction blur into an insane life dependent on outrageousness and an occasional venomous jibe.
Tuesday, January 10, 2006
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So, I'm going to be stalked, have provocative photographs taken of me wearing nothing but a pinny while pushing my hoover around. These things are fine - but a bent copper is looking for his next installment of minge! Confused!? I certainly am, and I'm not even shit-faced.
Stickola, is the bent copper your wee hubby? Has he no shame? Have you looked at the stuff I've got up for sale on ebay? I've taken a leaf out of Scott's book and put photos of my foot up for sale. I've got lots of pervy emails from people wanting all kinds of things dribbled all over it!
ROFL. One emailer wanted me to dribble various food stuffs all over it and take more photos. They were willing to pay extra, but this frightened me to be honest.
yoo hoo!
ReplyDeleteExcellent I can't wait to see some pictures of you hoovering with just a pinny on.... lol
Looking forward to it already minge,, can't wait for the next episode!!
ReplyDeleteSo, I'm going to be stalked, have provocative photographs taken of me wearing nothing but a pinny while pushing my hoover around. These things are fine - but a bent copper is looking for his next installment of minge! Confused!? I certainly am, and I'm not even shit-faced.
ReplyDeleteI know you don't know many bent copper's but you know this one - ask him to reveal himself!
ReplyDeleteHehe....let the fun and frolicks begin. Make sure the pinny is tasteful Minge.
ReplyDeleteStickola! Yes, what do you think, floral print or the bra and pants thing from Ann Summers?
ReplyDeleteStickola, is the bent copper your wee hubby? Has he no shame? Have you looked at the stuff I've got up for sale on ebay? I've taken a leaf out of Scott's book and put photos of my foot up for sale. I've got lots of pervy emails from people wanting all kinds of things dribbled all over it!
ReplyDeleteUtterly vile, how can anyone find a foot attractive?
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised they're not asking for pic's of your nine incher lol
ROFL. One emailer wanted me to dribble various food stuffs all over it and take more photos. They were willing to pay extra, but this frightened me to be honest.
ReplyDeleteChina Cat - who are you?
ReplyDeleteSusan? Is that you!?!?
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