Monday, January 23, 2006

White

I found a white hair growing out of the side of my head today.

So I pulled it out.

What a fucking cunt!

I took a photo of it, but I've not bothered uploading it here as you can't actually see it!

See how honest I am, admitting to the wider world that I am going grey?

White hairs on my head, I can live with. If ever I see a white pube, I shall commit suicide.
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5 comments:

  1. Alan Fisher9:14 pm

    if I pulled out all my grey hairs i'd be bald

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  2. Minge11:00 pm

    Upstairs or down?

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  3. Alan Fisher5:41 pm

    upstairs. Urgh, imagine having grey pubes! I'd rather have ginger ones

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  4. Minge10:56 pm

    Do pubes not go grey?

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  5. Alan Fisher6:12 pm

    i don't know... I haven't slept with anyone old enough.

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